Men Are Like...

For all those men who say: "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?"
Here's an update for you:
Now a days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .... Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know,
as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Girls, Memorize This Number:

514-667-0361

Guys too if you want!

Only use this number in extreme situations.

You know which ones I'm talking about.

Where that guy at the bar won't leave you the hell alone!

Frig, can't they get a clue?

And if they can't, give them the number!

If they complain that no one answers, tell them to wait for the voicemail!

You won't regret it.

5 Ways to Add Years to Your Life

By: MSN's Health + Fitness
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Live 22 years longer with these simple steps

1. Next time you're asked "Soup or salad?" order the salad.
+2 years

Italian researchers found that eating as little as 1 cup of raw vegetables daily can add 2 years to your life. Why raw? Cooking can deplete up to 30 percent of the antioxidants in vegetables.

To eat your quota, fill a ziplock sandwich bag with chopped red and green peppers, broccoli, and carrots. Toss the bag into your briefcase, along with a packet of dressing — the fat will boost your body's absorption of certain nutrients.

2. Learn the Law of Lard: The fat you carry today could kill you tomorrow.
+3 years

University of Alabama researchers discovered that maintaining a body-mass index of 25 to 35 can shorten your life by up to 3 years. (Excess body fat raises your risk of diabetes, heart disease, stroke, and colon cancer.)

If you're allergic to exercise, sweat with your significant other. A Duke University study shows that sedentary men are 50 percent more likely to work out three times a week if their partners participate.

3. Crack open a fresh can of nuts and extend your expiration date.
+3 years

When Loma Linda University researchers tracked the lifestyle habits of 34,000 Seventh-Day Adventists — a population famous for its longevity — they discovered that those who munched nuts 5 days a week, earned an extra 2.9 years on the planet.

Pick up the Planters NUT-rition Heart Healthy Mix: It contains all five key nuts, including walnuts, which are usually left out of nut mixes. Aim to eat 2 ounces a day.

4. Never forget that your buddies have your back — even when it's hunched over from osteoporosis.
+7 years

In a study of seventysomethings, Australian researchers found that those with the largest network of friends had the longest lease on life. For the average guy, this could add up to 7 additional years of existence.

Yes, some buddies may encourage risky behavior from time to time, but friendship ultimately provides more protection than peril. So try to learn a few new faces at work, trade lifting tips at the gym, or simply say "hey" to that neighbor you've never met. You can all thank each other later.

5. Repeat after us: "There is life after retirement."
+7 1/2 years
Or at least that's what you'd better believe if you want to live that long. In a Yale University study of older adults, people with a positive outlook on the aging process lived more than 7 years longer than those who felt doomed to deteriorating mental and physical health.

Already envisioning decades of decrepitude? Volunteer for a cause you're passionate about: Selfless actions can put a positive spin on life and distract from unhealthy obsessing, reports a study in Psychosomatic Medicine.
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By: MSN's Health + Fitness
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5 Ways to Add Years to Your Life

I love My Life!

Whoa, sorry Kim2theKiko readers!

I've been spending most of my Net life on Facebook! But then again, I did work really hard on this site for awhile before accidentally deleting it!!! Geesh... then I had to work quickly and hard on recovering it!

Can I say "BACKUP your stuff!!!???"

No, seriously, backup it up. And do it on at least 3 different types of media.

1. Online Storage, probably the best one if you don't have to pay too much.
2. DVDs
3. Zip disks

Backup it up on anything that you won't carry often. Especially because you don't want the media to break/lose it/have it stolen!!

Anyway, back to why I love my life.

I've finally decided that it's time to pay attention to me first, second and last! Yah, it's selfish, but let me continue. I've been a practicing Christian for 18yrs of my life. But only 5 of it was in adulthood. Do the math... Anyway, I wasn't always good at practicing it because I would listen to what others would say to the point that I wasn't sure if I was worshipping the right God. It also seems like every 10yrs. the church has something different to say about God and his world. Gotta make up your mind people! Either he's a God who never changes, a God who sometimes changes or a God who changes all the time. PICK ONE already!!! Anyway, so, out of the blue, I decided that I'm done going to church. Now before you all fall off your seats, just hear me out for a second. Think of the prophets back in the day. Some of them were wondering the streets/jungles/different places without anyone around them. God spoke to them at these times and they did wonderful and often powerful things. Unfortuntately I can't come up with Bible verses to back up my statements, so I'm just stating the things that I remember from the Bible. So, I guess I want a life of solitude away from the church. If that makes me a non-Christian, so be it. I don't think God is gonna throw me down to the pits of hell just because I don't go to church. Maybe he will. And if he does, then it was probably for the best or else I would've been like Satan corrupting the born-again Christians in Heaven. And who needs another Satan? Certainly not the Christians who dedicated all their time, resources and energy to please God. I wouldn't want them to fall because of my presence.

My point is that reading the Bible + praying is good enough for me. If I happen to come across someone who has no idea about the Bible and what it stands for, then I'm happy to let them know what God's message(s) is about. But I will warn them that churches often make God look bad, so they need to choose wisely which church they go to. And even if the church they pick seems perfect and then slowly becomes full of snakes, that they should leave immediately, even if they invested all their time and resources to that church. Leave, then come back once the snakes have been exterminated. You wouldn't want to live in a house with bugs/snakes/rats, would you??? But don't be a coward like me and just leave. Let them know why you are leaving, and don't hold grudges. Because if you're still trying to be Christian, there's no room for that in God's world. Let him be the jealous, wrathful God, not you...

I finally have a great job! With only a high school level computer course to get this job and keep it too! I'm just living proof that there are but one way to attain what you want. Some ways are faster but harder and some or slower but easier! But I'm willing to learn new things and I'm cheerful, so I guess that helped too! It's the closet job to my dream job that I'll ever get to in my life without the proper education. But rest assured that I'm saving some of my money just in case this job disappears so that I can go to CDI college under Web Programmer or Vanier for Computer Science. Ultimately, I wanna work for Nintendo as a cartoonist or a web designer. For a realistic job, I want to be a web designer slash web programmer. I love the Internet and (almost) everything that it stands for!

I'm back to my old self. Which is a bitch for a lot of people. My old self consists of the following:

1. Living in a fantasy world, but once in awhile I come back down to reality.
2. Keeping to myself where nobody knows what I've been up to.
3. Reading + writing. I'm reading + enjoying fiction books again, which I haven't done in a long while. Also I've been song writing/making songs with the help of http://www.ocremix.org/
4. I have a beautiful relationship with my Billy. It'll only be a month this Sunday that we've been dating but I feel like I've known him all my life.

I think that's it for now.
Life can only be beautiful if you make it beautiful.
I mean you gotta do some of the work if you want things to happen!

Peace,
Kim2theKiko